Girls Are Bad At Math: Coming Soon

girls are bad at math(1)My newest long form work, “Girls Are Bad At Math”, is looking to aim for a July release date at the latest. As with all my work, it will be available to buy at my Payhip, but because this is a novella, it will only be 5 bucks instead of the 10 I usually charge for novels. A description, as best as this thing can be described, is below:

Katrina hit a classmate in the face with a rock one day in elementary school, and that gained her the nickname of The Terror. Quickly adopting the moniker, Katrina began to revolve her entire identity around it, taking the belief that she was the “Villain” in her life. Now an adult, The Terror struggles to form real relationships, but that’s about to change when she discovers a group of other young women dressed up like ghosts, elves and fauns, and finally feels like she’s found a place she fits in. A story about identity, society and individuality, “Girls Are Bad At Math” is a story about us all, and how once she stop trying to fit in, we’ll find where we really belong.

Anyway, it’s basically about identity in every single way; racial, sexual, personal, you name it. It’s got asexual characters, an interracial relationship between two women, a polyamorous relationship, identity politics, mental health awareness, parental abuse awareness and so much more. Anyway, that’s what I’ve got coming down the tubes. I hope you enjoy it and I hope you continue to support my work, because I seriously am struggling and this is all I can do with my life. Look for it in the next few months!

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I’m Maggie. If you like this thing I made, you might like some other things I make, like my depressing webcomic “In Space, No One Can Hear You Cry”, my podcast network “The Feel Bad Network” or my writing over at Medium. You can also find some published work for sale over at my Payhip or support my work at my Patreon! Anything helps & is appreciated, thanks!


Plants, Parents & Pain

the best-selling novelSo here’s the thing. Back in 2015, I wrote a book. It wasn’t intended to be a book, and it certainly didn’t start out as one, but what started as a rambling mess quickly morphed into what became my first real full novel, and now, after a long time in editing and whatnot, it’s ready for everyone to read. The description is as follows:

(2015) By all accounts and societal standards, Fern Walters should be happy. She’s a well respected plant biologist, and has more than enough money to live on for the rest of her life. She’s also incredibly miserable in many ways. Then, one night, in a drunken sadness, she burns down her childhood home. Soon, after a college lecture gone wrong, she finds herself entrenched in the life of an attractive witty bartender named Henry, a bubbly feminine activist named Shiloh and her estranged mother June. YOU RUINED EVERYTHING is a story of failure, family, purpose, loneliness and accepting that you probably won’t be happy.

This book has everything, man. You get pizzeria animatronics, unrequited lesbian crushes, aquarium dates and much more! Anyway, it’s pretty funny, it’s definitely about feeling disconnected, and it’s available in epub format for a measly 10 bucks, right now! Also, if you like this book, and you want to support future physical copies, go support me on my Patreon! That way we could eventually print real copies of the book for sale! Plus you’d be funding all my other terrible projects about broken people and their inescapable sadness, yay! So, there we are. It took a long time, but it’s out, and now I only need the remaining 11 or so written works edited and released. It’s certainly not hard being a writer but goddamn is it tedious.

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I’m Maggie. If you like this thing I made, you might like some other things I make, like my depressing webcomic “In Space, No One Can Hear You Cry”, my podcast network “The Feel Bad Network” or my writing over at Medium. You can also find some published work for sale over at my Payhip.

Wanna donate to me directly? You can do that via PayPal! Wanna support me ongoing month to month and get content early? You can do that via Patreon! Thanks for whatever you can spare, I really appreciate it!


“You Ruined Everything”: A Novel By Me

Hey, want to help me avoid ever having a job outside of my house? Then this is the blog post for you! About two years ago, I started writing something, and about a year ago, I finished writing it. I didn’t know at the time that it would become my first full length novel. Since it’s been finished, I’ve also written about six other novels. I’ve been a busy bitch, is what I’m trying to say. So, this first novel is about to be self published, and now is your chance to help me avoid ever having a real job! I’ve written short stories, screenplays, even novellas in the past, but this is my first full novel, ranging in at a little over 50k words. It’s also the shortest novel that I’ve written, probably because it was my first. So buckle up, ’cause here we go.

“You Ruined Everything” is about a young woman named Fern Walters. She’s in her late twenties, a famous botanist and comes from an upper crust family. Despite doing well for herself, one night in a drunken rage she burns down her childhood home. Soon, she finds herself entangled with her estranged mother June, a young bubbly activist named Shiloh who admires her and a witty bartender named Henry she’s let herself fall for. It’s a story about family, forgiveness, anger, abuse, trauma and above all, accepting that not everything in life is going to turn out ok, and that that itself IS OK.

The book is currently in a print limbo, because I’m not sure how many people want to buy a copy, and because self publishing real physical books can be quite pricey, I haven’t really set about sending it off yet. So, here’s the deal. If more than 10 people respond and say they want to buy a copy, then I will make 10 copies. If not, you can still purchase the epub version. Because of this, the cost has not yet been set, but there will also be layers. You can purchase the book at a set price, or you can pay a bit extra and get a signed copy, along with a magnet pertaining to the book. I’m gonna be honest. I’m not trying to be generous with these ‘extra bits’. I’m selling you a product, with more bells and whistles. I’m not going to lie to you, ’cause we’re friends.

So, there we have it. If you’re interested in this, either comment on this post or e-mail me at coyotefuglyblog@gmail.com and I will respond when I have all the information. So that’s that, guys. Please, seriously, help me avoid ever leaving my house. I’m not built for the real world. Thank you, and thank you all for reading my blog.