I figured I’d do everyone a favor, and give you a list of things to be careful of, that can possibly kill you. You’re welcome.
- Terrorists
- Landmines
- Unstable Dynamite
- Ruptured Spleens
- Blood Clots
- Stray Bullets
- AIDS
- Cancer
- Internal Bleeding
- Prolapsed Colon
- Broken Neck
- Asbestos
- Global Warming
- Inadequate Healthcare
- Rickety Ladders
- Choking
- Volcanoes
- Tornadoes
- Tsunamis
- Earthquakes
- Sinkholes
- Hurricanes
- Religious Fanatics
- Nuclear War
- Strokes
- Heart Murmurs
- Polio
- Lightning
- Asthma
- Drunk Drivers
- Allergic Reactions
- Hepatitis
- Kidnapping
- Torture
- Broken Roller Coasters
- Gas Leaks
- Microwave Oven Explosions
- Faulty/Frayed Wiring
- African Safaris
- Cults
- Large Vicious Dogs
- Broken Glass
- Sharks
- Stingrays
- Drowning
- Boating Accidents
- Falling Icicles
- Hypothermia
- Racists
- People Off Their Medications
- Derailed Trains
- Rockslides
- House Fires
- Cannibals
- Rabies
- Heat Stroke
- Dehydration
- Errant Hockey Pucks
- Concussions
- Seizures
- Bee Stings
- Poison
- Necrosis
- Inhaling Paint
- Crazed Hitchhikers
- Auto Erotic Asphyxiation
- Acid Raid
- Flash Floods
- Cattle Stampedes
- Icebergs
- Flawed Parachutes
- Untied Bungee Cords
- Organ Rejection
- Lynching
- Prickly Heat
- Public Ridicule
- Rogue Elephants
- Root Canals
- Quicksand
- Peer Pressure
- Vigilantes
- Birth Defects
- Alcohol Poisoning
- Mildew
- Locusts
- Airline Food
- Slippery Bathtubs
- Faulty Merchandise
- Contamination Of The Water Supply
- Paper Cuts
- The Wrath Of God
- Paranoia
- Giving Birth
- Being Born
- Gangreen
- Runaway Tractors
- Conspiracies
- Cut Brakes
- Sabotage
- Invisible Fire
- Old Abandoned Wells
- Jilted Lovers
- Hazing
- Brain Eating Parasites
- Human Organ Trafficking
This list will be updated periodically. If you have any of your own, leave them in the comments and they might just end up on the list.
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