Things To Watch Out For

I figured I’d do everyone a favor, and give you a list of things to be careful of, that can possibly kill you. You’re welcome.

  1. Terrorists
  2. Landmines
  3. Unstable Dynamite
  4. Ruptured Spleens
  5. Blood Clots
  6. Stray Bullets
  7. AIDS
  8. Cancer
  9. Internal Bleeding
  10. Prolapsed Colon
  11. Broken Neck
  12. Asbestos
  13. Global Warming
  14. Inadequate Healthcare
  15. Rickety Ladders
  16. Choking
  17. Volcanoes
  18. Tornadoes
  19. Tsunamis
  20. Earthquakes
  21. Sinkholes
  22. Hurricanes
  23. Religious Fanatics
  24. Nuclear War
  25. Strokes
  26. Heart Murmurs
  27. Polio
  28. Lightning
  29. Asthma
  30. Drunk Drivers
  31. Allergic Reactions
  32. Hepatitis
  33. Kidnapping
  34. Torture
  35. Broken Roller Coasters
  36. Gas Leaks
  37. Microwave Oven Explosions
  38. Faulty/Frayed Wiring
  39. African Safaris
  40. Cults
  41. Large Vicious Dogs
  42. Broken Glass
  43. Sharks
  44. Stingrays
  45. Drowning
  46. Boating Accidents
  47. Falling Icicles
  48. Hypothermia
  49. Racists
  50. People Off Their Medications
  51. Derailed Trains
  52. Rockslides
  53. House Fires
  54. Cannibals
  55. Rabies
  56. Heat Stroke
  57. Dehydration
  58. Errant Hockey Pucks
  59. Concussions
  60. Seizures
  61. Bee Stings
  62. Poison
  63. Necrosis
  64. Inhaling Paint
  65. Crazed Hitchhikers
  66. Auto Erotic Asphyxiation
  67. Acid Raid
  68. Flash Floods
  69. Cattle Stampedes
  70. Icebergs
  71. Flawed Parachutes
  72. Untied Bungee Cords
  73. Organ Rejection
  74. Lynching
  75. Prickly Heat
  76. Public Ridicule
  77. Rogue Elephants
  78. Root Canals
  79. Quicksand
  80. Peer Pressure
  81. Vigilantes
  82. Birth Defects
  83. Alcohol Poisoning
  84. Mildew
  85. Locusts
  86. Airline Food
  87. Slippery Bathtubs
  88. Faulty Merchandise
  89. Contamination Of The Water Supply
  90. Paper Cuts
  91. The Wrath Of God
  92. Paranoia
  93. Giving Birth
  94. Being Born
  95. Gangreen
  96. Runaway Tractors
  97. Conspiracies
  98. Cut Brakes
  99. Sabotage
  100. Invisible Fire
  101. Old Abandoned Wells
  102. Jilted Lovers
  103. Hazing
  104. Brain Eating Parasites
  105. Human Organ Trafficking

This list will be updated periodically. If you have any of your own, leave them in the comments and they might just end up on the list.

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